I am announcing my paid membership tiers: Lemon Barley Water (54p/week): Frankly you disgust me! Vimto (£23/week): I occasionally send you a mashed potato effigy of my head in a Jiffy bag Um Bongo (£456/week): Exclusive access to my unboxing videos (me trying and failing to get out of a box)

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If people think this weekend's protests in France were bad, wait until 2 May once Marine Le Pen is elected

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I don’t want you to be worried - I’m fine - but soon after posting this I entered a fugue state and when I came round someone had entered me into this race. Posting for awareness, it could happen to anyone. #running #runningpunks

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I love the “not everyone can afford headphones” line. As if it’s obligatory to play shitty TikTok’s on public transport and you can’t possibly be expected to go 10 minutes without assaulting your eyeballs with mindless crap

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Today's Topsham toddle to Aldi (and back home)... #Topsham #Devon #photography

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