Alison Smaalders

Alison Smaalders

vividwings.bsky.social

Archaeology major, currently working in P&C insurance. Gamer, LARPer, general nerd, cat lover. Occasionally known as Fun Fact. She/her.

👤 Joined on 21 October 2023

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  • 21 Eki 2023, 00:03
    🎉 Bluesky'e katıldı - İlk kullanıcı adı: @vividwings.bsky.social
  • 10 Kas 2023, 01:33
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“I am going to make army dogs that are bigger than normal dogs and they’ll have fangs and armor and it’s going to be so badass.” Yes of course you will, you’re twelve.

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“I want a dog, but bigger and more likely to eat people” yes congratulations you’re describing a wolf. We genetically engineered them to be dogs.

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Oh fuck off.

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We already genetically engineered dogs. That’s why my perfect idiot golden retriever’s brain makes heroin every time she looks at a human.

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double sorry, its the 1980s Section Natique d'Intervention Offensive, the french sewer commandos

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