The real question is .... Astarion as the repo man and Lily as Shilo 🤔 Or Astarion as the Graverobber and Deeva as Amber Sweet

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#staceyspeaks Maybe I will do this AU this year 🫣

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Goodreads, please, I read the whole miserable book. I can be trusted. I'm so cool and chill and can be trusted with your .25 star rating system now. polyculepaperwork.substack.com/p/goodreads-...

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(Plus, Cazador seems to be somewhat neurotic in how he does things, and finding 7 people when you already have 7000 is probably not so complicated- especially when he does SO much to get back Astarion specifically! When he could just get some rando)

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I think the fault in this is that the scars are stated to have been carved 200 years ago in-game - plus Cazador outright tells Astarion during the climax of the quest that he was made to be consumed. Might be more I am missing but it does seem that he had it planned from the start.

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