Me having Stancil and his entire cadre of freaks muted, blocked, and cast away to the phantom zone

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i've literally never lived somewhere with biting snakes but i still lace my boots up all the way to the top through every speed hook too because my GRANDMA grew up somewhere with biting snakes in fucking 1922 and she taught me to tie my shoes and said "this'll keep the snakes out"

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A key ability granted by bisexuality is the capacity to shift into gay guy voice when the topic demands it.

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I really hope the world improves enough that she starts posting like this again

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We already have flying cars. They're called helicopters. They're really expensive and there are good reasons you have to have a pilot license and work with air traffic control to fly them. Putting jets on a sedan is not going to result in a better vehicle or transportation experience in any way.

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