One million or dinner with Jay Z is so easy. I pick the spot. Get him to shake on paying. We go to whats clearly a garage with white sheets everywhere to make it look fancy. Lawn chairs. My smart friend is the matter d, my dumb friend is the chef. Jay asks for a water. The price? 2 million dollars.

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"You Can See Everything" has the greatest uncredited easter egg cameo I've ever seen in a film. The name of that character is cocaine.

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The collective noun for bloodless quants is ineptitude. "an ineptitude of bloodless quants spent all day telling me to eat chart for dinner"

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no more jokes about the syphilitic inbreds from massachusetts please. this post is for jokes about the pestilence-ridden inbreds from wales

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camelot could have lasted hundreds of years if they had put tech tree points into polyamory and situationships

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