A dozen doctors are empaneled to test my fitness for office. They show me flash cards. Buck Williams. Dino Radja. Sedale Threatt. I don’t miss one. The next day I log onto Truth Social and post that “No President, not even George Washington or ‘Fat’ Donny Trump, could Remember Guys like this.”

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I love how NBC writes that taking the vote of someone away is a win for one of the political parties without a drop of irony

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MST3K: The RiffTrax Experiments ep. 2 is DEATHSPORT and it'll be available for purchase tomorrow, Friday Oct. 23! IF you're a Kickstarter backer, you (hopefully) just got it. Check your mail! Hope you enjoy.

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I'm delighted to report that the second @rifftrax.com Experiment includes a short before the feature! It really gave the episode a classic MST3K flavor (plus a piquant hint of olive). The movie summed up in one of our favorite riffs: "If Michael Bay directed RAD." 🏍️🔥

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I don't understand people who don't give the occasional reassuring nod when they're listening to you. Why are you sitting perfectly still. Did you die

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