"Ok Death, I need you to after a *certain* 80yr old" *Death takes Dolly Parton. "No no! Not that one! Ok, I'll narrow it down, I mean an 80yr old who was in Home Alone 2" *Death takes Tim Curry* "No! No! No!"

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To borrow from @winifrederick.bsky.social: Absolutely Not August

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They circled her house on their bikes, yelling "ya-boo witchy poo". But jokes aside I do actually side with her on this given what low level anti-social behaviour can do to living standards on a housing estate. However I have made it clear I didn't agree with her hiring a ghost to escalate matters

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In the Bangers & Mash series, Mrs Snitchnose the witch was IMO antagonised into the feud she has with the chimps. Yes, she's an adult and she shouldn't have escalated it by sending a ghost to scare them, but they started the whole thing. Low level antisocial behaviour is a blight on communities

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cooking tip: if you use only half an onion for a recipe, you can put the rest in the fridge and later you'll have a fridge that smells like onion

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