drewtoothpaste

drewtoothpaste

drewtoothpaste.bsky.social

author of Toothpaste For Dinner, Married To The Sea, @dasharez0ne.bsky.social etc. podcast with @nataliedee.bsky.social: https://patreon.com/garbagebrainuniversity join https://patreon.com/drewtoothpaste and i'll email you my comics every day

👤 Joined on 27 April 2023

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Anyway abolish prisons

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the twins were in the NICU because the scale said they only weighed 4 lbs each at birth. A day later they weighed 6 lbs. We were like "so did someone just forget to tare the scale yesterday" and it was a masterclass in watching every medical professional Not Admit Anything and Change The Subject

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Kevin Morgan
17 October 2026 22:50

Look how pretty

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Kevin Morgan
17 October 2026 22:50

Starting the weekend off with roasted/pickled beets. Wash, trim, wrap in foil, roast for 1 hr at 425°F. Peel, using the abrasive scrunched foil itself to help scrub the skin off. Slice, place in jar of vinegar. And don’t throw out the green tops! Great in pesto, or sautéed with garlic.

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actioncookbook
17 October 2026 22:44

if I pay $35 for a haunted car wash I better die

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