One million or dinner with Jay Z is so easy. I pick the spot. Get him to shake on paying. We go to whats clearly a garage with white sheets everywhere to make it look fancy. Lawn chairs. My smart friend is the matter d, my dumb friend is the chef. Jay asks for a water. The price? 2 million dollars.

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gamers' main hobby is watching youtube videos where someone looks at a chart and explains how the chart indicates what they already believe

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in-n-out cup in the bushes at canes. the nearest in-n-out is at least 30 minutes no traffic

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and yes yes yes, some of you might recognize this shirt and ask “damn dude, are you always wearing that shirt?” the answer is yes, but I’m worried it’ll need to be retired soon😔 so I need to make the rabies shirt asap

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in honor of the fact that I’m gonna be driving all day sunday, here’s a grungy bathroom selfie from my last roadtrip✨ I reaaaally wanna make a white cutoff that says “I HAVE RABIES. I BITE” for my roadtrip fit, but I don’t think I have time😭

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