Corinne Green

ket.bsky.social

16 October 2026 07:32

wish i hadn't eaten all my leftovers when i was sober that shit would hit so hard rn

Ben Collins

bencollins.bsky.social

15 October 2026 21:52

The immutable, unnamed American law of The Dumbest Thing That Can Happen Will Happen dictates that the Democrats will win the House handily, as projected, and take the Senate 51-49, making John Fetterman the most powerful flesh husk in America for the next 24 months.

southpaw

nycsouthpaw.bsky.social

12 October 2026 13:42

There is no known portrait of Columbus that was composed during his lifetime; everything that has come down to us is posthumous. So there’s no way to know whether he looked like Nurse Ratched clutching a sil-pat baking sheet in a short sleeved housecoat or not.

Discontinued FoOoOods! 👻🎃

discontinuedfoods.bsky.social

12 October 2026 13:41

Borden Cracker Jack Ice Cream Bars (circa 1974-circa 1991): A slab of vanilla ice cream on a stick covered in real Cracker Jack caramel popcorn and peanuts, and a thin layer of chocolate coating.

drewtoothpaste

drewtoothpaste.bsky.social

06 October 2026 02:44

growing up in ohio wasn't all bad. for example, sometimes you have a funny story about growing up in ohio that you can tell your friends who didn't grow up in ohio, and they look horrified when you finish, instead of laughing, causing you to immediately realize something about your past