"I AM THE FLYING DUTCHMAN!" "That's it! Squidward, this ship belongs to the Red Baron!" "Who be disturbin' the Flying Dutchman's own lair?" "It's Squidward. He wants to complain to you."

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Day 18: Merch Man A robotic entrepreneur and arms dealer with a verbal tick of rolling his M's. Likes to be paid in full with rubies. He's stingy but You Too'd be Pooped if you stood around shop the whole day everyday. #megaman #TheLegendOfZelda

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(Mormonly) i'll have a dirty soda, please. and a disgusting cookie. can i get that with the depraved frosting? how much to add the filthy little slut toppings

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Keeping it Star Trek I think 6 is overrated (fun but too hamfisted with the Cold War stuff) and Generations is underrated (flawed but was the last trek movie to grapple with something resembling an idea)

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Me saying “Awesome!” hits Gen Alpha the way my dad’s friends saying “Groovy” hit me. And that makes me feel, well, totally tubular.

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