I end all of my co-workers' employee assessment forms with "pay them more money" because I know at least one manager has to read it out loud

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oh i got to the part of the draft rewrite where 6 whole pages are labelled "REWRITE THIS". why is this boulder so heavy all of a sudden

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So after all of us getting sick of having to let half the building in (but doing it because we are Good Neighbors) we got sick of waiting on the landlords who just weren't responding and worked together to make copies of the new keys for everyone in the building that's COMMUNITY BABY

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did you not that not only can you just sign up to the national library of scotland and get access to all their crazy old books and collections for free, but you can also ask them to buy expensive research books for you and they'll do it?? for free?? did you know the library is fucking free????

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I wonder if the ppl designing new Star Wars aliens (dream job) internally refer to them as glup shitto, or a glup shitto (noun)

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