synthburger.bsky.social
Stacked. Sauced. Reviled by the FDA. We make "Burgers".
👤 Joined on 10 May 2025
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@synthburger.bsky.socialIntroducing the DCR-880X // DREADCORE MODULE We stacked it. You asked us not to. We did it anyway. 🍔 3x Protein Discs 🫓 Creamcore Layer 🥔 Tater Sealant 🫐 Cafe-Berry Haze Drizzle 🧂 Salted Bun Rim (Top + Bottom, FDA-unconsulted) "Too Much. Way Too Much." Now available everywhere. #burger
Show PostSome mornings, the wall looks different. Your schedule doesn’t. Just refill your mug and get back to it. SYNTHCO COFFEE It Almost Tastes Like Coffee™ #coffee
Show PostHe requested nothing extravagant—just the Reserve Glaze and a quiet corner. Success doesn’t shout. It sips. Now serving evening tastings at Drexler’s Midtown Bar. — By appointment only. #donuts
Show Postcan I name a song Frag Strip Array please
Show PostMidnight is near. By private request only. #DrexlersNocturne #Donuts
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