Andy Kelly

ultrabrilliant.xyz

30 May 2025 04:00

Today I discovered that people have been uploading old stock photo CD-ROMs to the Internet Archive and now I'm obsessed with the mid-'90s business-core aesthetic.

SynthBurger

synthburger.bsky.social

23 May 2025 01:39

NOW DEPLOYED: MODULE:NUGNOD-6CT Six textured protein nods. One sauce packet. Zero hesitation. Starch-bonded, morale-ready, and cafeteria-certified for mid-zone fulfillment. They’re not nuggets. They’re nods. SynthBurger. Legally Defined As Food. #restaraunt #food

SynthCo Coffee

synthcocoffee.bsky.social

23 May 2025 01:39

Recent third-party reports claiming “safety violations” at SynthCo facilities are inaccurate and unreviewed. Our safety protocols are well-documented and internally verified. Attached: one of many safety posters we use to keep staff informed and safe. Safety is a process. Coffee is the answer.

SynthBurger

synthburger.bsky.social

23 May 2025 01:39

UNSEALED. STACKED. VERIFIED FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION. Behold, our signature burger. The ALPHA:3500-MOD Double protein. Melt Variant 5. Emulsified sauce disc. Dill-based texture disruptor. Add a Cold Unit with Signature Syrup Blend for only $1.49 DON’T EAT SMART. EAT DENSE. #burger

Wysper ⭐🪽

wysper.bsky.social

23 May 2025 01:39

If you missed my playthrough of Sucker for Love: First Date, all the VODs are now up on YouTube for your viewing pleasure! Who is your favorite Eldritch girlfriend? 🥰 #vtuber | #vsky | #suckerforlove