I have stopped saying “I hate writing” and reframed it as “I love writing and it’s very hard. Like running a marathon”. Anyway I haven’t written anything in a month but I’m enjoying the change nevertheless because sometimes it’s fun to be infuriating

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My reaction in the moment was to slam my hand on the hood and go "JESUS" and then get up and go "WATCH WHERE YOU'RE FUCKING GOING" New York until I literally die I guess

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I am okay, I have spoken to the appropriate emergency services, this is just my Los Angeles christening smashing me on an SUV like a bottle of champagne

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I just got hit by a car while crossing the street ! Polling the room: if you rolled a pedestrian up onto your hood and knocked them into the intersection, would you pull over and check if they're okay or would you just kinda drive off? Because what this driver chose might surprise you!

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we gotta bring back shame, man society doesn’t work real well without consequences for being an enormous piece of shit in public

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