Reuben’s are Jewish sandwiches. Look at these Palestinians culturally appropriating other people’s foods. 👆That’s how fucking dumb y’all sound when you say Israel is appropriating middle eastern foods.

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Dad’s going with me to Spain. He wanted to take the same flights as me but my exact flights would have been well over $2000. So he’s taking a different flight to Madrid and is on my same flight home.

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Miggy goes to get his belly shaved every six months to keep mats at bay. An elderly couple came in just as his hugeness was being carried back and commented on how large and handsome he was, and then the wailing started. Me deadpan at their horrified expressions "He's also dramatic."

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This happens because nobody wants to pay lawyers, of course. Then when a business finally does pay lawyers to update their terms and contracts, they typically reach for a ton of new rights that they didn’t claim before.

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I don’t believe in cutting off people’s @‘s when they say dumb things. Others need to know who the idiots are so they can be avoided and/or face consequences for the dumb shit being said.

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