Old Kentucky Shark

Old Kentucky Shark

becktionary.bsky.social

I have a giant brain that is able to reduce any complex machine into a simple yes or no answer. (he/him)

👤 Joined on 22 August 2023

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leon
18 October 2026 16:19

driving my tesla roadster, i ask grok to schedule a dentist appointment. it generates a gothic anime version of the dentist’s receptionist with huge tits that asks me if i want a cleaning. i get so hard my neuralink activates the tesla’s thrusters and i slam 90 mph into a wall killing me instantly

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mcc
17 October 2026 18:48

:frogsiren: Tim Hortons has taken down the Harry Potter advertising and is no longer offering the Harry Potter themed items… I can eat there again

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also being told you have half a million in bills to pay is insanely stressful even if you don't end up paying, and having to work that long and hard to resolve someone else's fuckups isn't free all while recovering from an unbelievably scary and intense medical ordeal

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