Uh oh! BYD already leads Tesla on units and profit. Better break out the rocket car gimmick to keep em fooled!🤡 And those Tesla profits include preorders from chumps like the ones that placed an order for a Roadster 2 back in 2017! Actually shipping cars is for suckers! You can just take the money!

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📞👴🏻"Sir, I don't think you're right... Yes, of course I will be voting with you anyway sir! I love you sir! But would you like to hear the pros and cons? No, of course not sir! I don't know why I asked! I'm glad I have a relationship where I can call you... *click* hello? Hello? Are you still there?"

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it's 2030. there is one american game job. the game is a result of the fortnite-roblox merger. they added gatchas and ads exclusively for prediction market platforms. while you work on it, jared kushner and a random c-suite with at least 3 sexual assault cases take turns yelling at you.

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And it’s especially cool that the American economy is almost completely predicated on selling useless, meaningless shit to people stuck in pretend childish lives and that almost every store is just a Spirit Halloween with better aesthetics and more expensive shit.

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It really knocks you on your ass when you realize the problem is that the fascists are largely made up of a bunch of grown men in arrested development who spend their adult lives playing pretend and making everyone miserable as they LARP through the world.

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