A teenage girl recently died as a result of sexual choking. The comparison of Tom & Jerry to pornographic material of a violent nature is totally disingenuous.

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Old cunt who is nearly dead talking about his future. Get in the sea, your legacy is dead to me.

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I play poker with a bunch of friends once a month. Modest stakes but not nothing. One guy has started to wear sunglasses to be more inscrutable. I tried to tell him I can see his cards reflected in them but he got angry so I've shut up about it. And call nearly all his bluffs.

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Inexplicably, this never seems to amuse other people as much as it does me, but “I felt a metal stick going up my bum. Hitler was there.” has always struck me as a very funny sequence of words. Annual retweets will continue until attitudes change

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Well, happy ninth birthday to this tweet, I guess

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