Just have to remember: The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon. The vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true. The bowl used to bake has the ambiguous snake.

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You can give your wife Bluetooth by getting her a blue raspberry 7-Eleven slushy

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Comedy chaser. I was so prepared to not like this, because it seems like a hat on a hat, like it's taking the joke away from Anna and making it too literal. But now I just want to listen to this freaking catchy song all day.

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When I worked for The Onion, practically everyone who visited the office would ask how they could submit headlines. This one stoner delivery guy was so persistent, we finally told him he could submit 10 headlines on spec and we'd take a look. First one on his list was "Shit and poop are Stinky!!!"

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This is a great thread about how not to be That Guy (and it's always a guy) at any sort of Q&A or panel setting. If you start a long windup question to your favorite artist and their response is withering contempt, they are telling you that you have failed at life.

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