"It's the Constitution, my guy." This man is very good at this. I really hope he wins and shows other Democrats that you don't need to toss trans people under the bus in order to win an election.

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Wife: Oh no. It can't be Garbage day. Me: Stupid girl. All you had, you wasted. Wife: We *cannot* do this all day. It's a long drive. Me: I'm getting it out of my system before we get in the car.

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OOOOOH. Maybe the Dodgers shouldn’t have visited the White House LOLOL. Here’s me celebrating.

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Me: I'm ready to leave. Her: I'm not. Me: whhhhy? Her: Because you packed for yourself and I have to pack for two children. Me: I can pack for the children. Her: If you packed for them they'd have to share a toothbrush. Me: ... Her: ... You forgot to pack your toothbrush, didn't you.

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Ask stupid questions... eh, you know the rest. 😜

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