Jon Blyth

disappointment.bsky.social

16 October 2026 12:28

And that state of appalled "oh my no not THAT", and Getting My Playful Boundaries All Fucked Up is how I know I'm still alive

Jon Blyth

disappointment.bsky.social

16 October 2026 12:28

Meaning, if you fart faster than THAT you've got a probs, lady! OBV! But there was a horrified moment where she and her husband thought I'd gone into the fembogs to sniff her movements, and come out with a noisy appraisal of the bouquet.

Jon Blyth

disappointment.bsky.social

16 October 2026 12:28

A woman just told me that she could fart faster than my pub's hand-dryers on her way back to her husband. I assumed they were playing up but no, I went in, and they were pumping out a full hot blast. So I came back out and quipped "you need to get your guts sorted out!"

Kieron Gillen

kierongillen.bsky.social

24 September 2026 07:52

I have a social inept but kind hearted uncle who keeps using phrases like "water get place" and "liquid-sourcing shaft". He means well.

Chris Thursten

cjpt.bsky.social

08 July 2026 07:55

I've sent the email and now Book Four is off to my editor. These moments feel so strange. It's like being one of those big dockside gantry cranes watching a boat plop out to sea. Bye, boat! I'll just stand here, then.