We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are a constant dopamine drip feed, Liberty to disregard the existence of other people and the pursuit of being an arse in public.

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Nice. Kids are great at these. fart confetti

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Thread. Please, PLEASE, if you support artists on Patreon, use the Patreon WEBSITE to manage your subs, *NEVER* the app.

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With time-travel now invented, he knew what he had to do. He'd been prepared for years. He donned his disguise, headed for his underground garage and climbed aboard his wildly improbable transport. "To Liverpool, 1960," declared Paul McCartney, as the flaming pie hovered slowly off the ground.

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Quite apart from anything else, “I can’t help you deal with your feelings about this choice or make the choice for you” is not “curt”! It’s a perfectly reasonable reply to someone who has been given two options and refuses to pick one of them!

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