Waking up this morning

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The local game store posting AI slop posters for their Warhammer 40K events kills me. You can’t take a space marine figure out of the cabinet, put it on a piece of terrain from the shelf and take a photo? You need the plagiarism machine to shit a greasy space marine for you? Get fucked.

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shitposts aside, this one is serious, my loves: if you’re just waking up and you have any service online running PHP 5.4 to latest, you need to take it down RIGHT NOW and don’t put it back online until after it’s patched absolutely catastrophic vulnerability dropped in the middle of the night

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If you don't cause problems for PHP then PHP won't cause problems for you except oh bother

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The history of PHP is long and tied to the history of the entire modern web and we wouldn't be where we are without it and also PHP is much better than it was historically from a security perspective and a lot of infrastructure still depends on it *and also* we would like to pretend it's not there

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