uhitmeintheear.bsky.social
Billionaires and bigots be testing my pacifism. All remarks should be taken as jokes if need be.
👤 Joined on 26 April 2026
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@uhitmeintheear.bsky.social“The fake news New York Slime is reporting that your favorite president (ME!) hid in a “food truck” due to threat of from the scumbags in Iran. FAKE NEWS! There was no hiding! I very powerfully “borrowed” a food truck and sent the new “Air Force One” to be toured by the troops.”
Show PostTrump hiding in a snack truck at an airport in Turkey should be called The Trojan Concourse
Show PostThey're calling it the bravest thing a President has done since Washington crossed the Delaware in a sack of cornmeal.
Show PostRepeat: A catering truck. A secret plane.
Show PostThanks… I suspect you will also be amused by this visual reference: bsky.app/profile/dart...
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