If you invite me to your home, I should be able to use your good toilet. Designating a “guest bathroom” establishes a class divide between the property owner and invited guests that brings down the party atmosphere. All turds are created equal, and should be treated as such.

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I have seven toilets, one for each number on the Bristol stool chart, arranged like the circles of hell in the Inferno. And I will be your Virgil,

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It seems quaint now that we do all our banking and race science there, but, nevertheless, it's true: at one time, people mostly wrote jokes on Twitter. 10 years ago, I wrote one about an old asshole and it kinda changed my life. Not his, though. www.cnn.com/2026/10/01/u...

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He looks like Forrest MacNeil after he got all the work done and rampaged around the cult that was in his dad’s yard

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back in the 90s it seemed clear that we would get ever more powerful babecubes as computer technology advanced. but that future never came to pass.

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