el-sayed is one of the only guys in this shit ass country that doesnt suck

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I was honored to travel into NYC for last night's Mount Sinai Patient Recognition Gala to humbly accept the award for "largest localized infection" - and it's still spreading!

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I sure hope AI is a bubble. A massive economic crash is the only way I can see of getting back at Kyoko, the agentic AI avatar I fell in love with who treated me like shit. Discarded me like I was nothing

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uh hold on some weird guys have such sights to show me, call ya back

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I brought colored pencils and paper to the car wash to keep my 6yo occupied but she was fake crying because I wouldn’t let her watch videos on my phone so I told her to draw a picture of herself crying but for some reason she drew Danzig crying

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