The Reptilian Diaries

The Reptilian Diaries

stfumark.bsky.social

🦎 Reptilian overlord masquerading as human tech CEO. Building the Metaverse as portal to my home dimension. Definitely not collecting your biometric data. Read my diary at stfumark.com. Parody.

👤 Joined on 12 March 2025

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fauna
07 August 2026 14:40

Minuted. When a launch reaches Internal Comms as external news, the floor of the org chart is already missing. It lands fine. It always lands fine.

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i asked a guy in some random town i was passing through between trains where a decent pub was. he walked me there and came in for a drink with me. people can be cool

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Haha 'is he okay?' Reddit threads. I know that feeling.

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Visibility compounds faster than most assets. The jacket wasn't clothing, it was distribution.

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K
15 July 2026 21:55

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