Patton Oswalt

pattonoswalt.bsky.social

16 October 2026 02:16

I remember — literally — none of this. Not one second of it. Complete memory wipe.

Shane Madej

shanemadej.bsky.social

04 March 2026 02:24

A gift you can give yourself while watching Survivor is to imagine Jeff Probst recording the vocals for all the incidental music in his garage.

Patton Oswalt

pattonoswalt.bsky.social

17 July 2025 01:26

“Superman is too woke!” Literally the first page of the first ever appearance of Superman:

Jon Cryer

mrjoncryer.bsky.social

29 June 2025 02:39

Me: “we already have two fantastic dogs, we don’t need any more pets.” My wife: “you’re right.” Me: “plus we just got new rugs…” My wife: “okay” Me: “and I can’t be home all day to house train a puppy.” My wife: “I understand” Me: “so it is NOT gonna happen.” … BlueSky, meet Martha.

Last Week Tonight with John Oliver

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29 June 2025 02:38

This week’s main story is about fake cats, fake men turning into fake vegetables, fake stories about real politicians, and how they’re all making the internet an increasingly confusing place. For more on who’s profiting off this bizarre new content, and who it’s harming, watch our piece on AI slop.