Patton Oswalt

Patton Oswalt

pattonoswalt.bsky.social

Writing and yelling.

👤 Joined on 17 May 2023

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Back of Blu Ray: “Whatever you do, don’t pass The Wind.” - Patton Oswalt

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I was referring to the animals from which it's made. No one knows where they came from, or their heathen ways. Cursed for unspeakable sins known only to the Creator, they pine for tomato and corn syrup-based anointment and the eternal cushion of a bun lightly dusted with cornmeal. It feels like home

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it's right about this time of year that the McRib Beasts wake up and trudge toward the abbatoirs of The Clown with resignation. They know their sins, and their punishment.

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Aaron Rupar
09 October 2026 01:27

"You hired half the Third Reich to staff your office ... If John Lewis were marching today, Mike Collins would be grabbing a billy club" -- here's a supercut of Jon Ossoff SMASHING Mike Collins during tonight's debate

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Arran
07 October 2026 00:32

@pattonoswalt.bsky.social is so legitimately shitfaced in this. youtu.be/afXtQ6ghzsA?...

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