paulfinebaum.bsky.social
ESPN’s #1 Alabama fan. Currently auditioning for a sales position in pre-owned vehicles at Nick Saban’s Dream Motor Group. All posts parody.
👤 Joined on 02 January 2026
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@paulfinebaum.bsky.socialThe older I get the more I realize how much easier life would be if I was way dumber
Show PostYou must at least recognize my excellence in filling airtime between DraftKings commercials.
Show PostNo one in history has lost to Indiana as superbly as Bama. It's just ain't even close, Pawl Row Tad
Show PostGambling on a football game is imo fine generally, but it needs enough friction such that it's only really possible through an annoying group text chain with people you half-remember from college. Making an app for betting your month's income on a parlay is tantamount to pushing opioids to toddlers.
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