My lawyer: “they leaked your discord chat” Me: “oh my god!!! What did they find?” Lawyer: “it’s when you sent a picture of yourself in a new outfit and asked if you looked fat and nobody replied” Me: “I see. Did you see the picture?” Lawyer: “yes” Me: “did you think I looked fat?” Lawyer: “…”

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Nice helping of homophobia from the Times' cartoonist today

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Unfortunately there are people who care about trans people having rights who are not trans people themselves and I’m sure that the number will suddenly grow exponentially post election when candidates have lost and you’re looking for someone to blame that isn’t the candidates themselves

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my hot take is and will remain that in reality, Americans do not mind or even notice taxes it's the fucking *paperwork* we could get the voter enthusiasm of a tax cut PURELY be dismembering TurboTax on live TV. Like, have bulldozers smash the computers while the CEOs are tarred and feathered

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haha I saw a commercial earlier today that he was gonna be on CBS News or 60 Minutes or something, which was perfect given how insanely Zionist he is

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