saw a truck for a company called Absolute Chimneys and I can’t stop saying that to myself as if I’m an English soccer announcer calling a free kick that sailed over the crossbar

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bethesda game zooming in to begin a conversation

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you're telling me six teens painted this chapel

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but I dunno if ivermectin will still work on me, fuck I did so much of it recreationally back in my late 20s

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When I was a kid and home sick from school my parents would always have the Today show on and the commercials were bizarre, a lot of them were for things like cotton, just as a commodity, need a t shirt? Try cotton. Heard of eggs? If you need liquid you can’t beat water. It was madness.

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