It's Friday. It's the shortest amount of time anyone has ever owned a trouser press. youtu.be/tNqn5bKmKNc?...

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ten minutes until this job interview. nervous but mostly excited. i used to work at this place, back in 2008. it's totally different now! i'll have good questions for the interviewer.

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‘A war that could never be won’ is a funny way to talk about a war he repeatedly boasted that he would end on ‘day one.’

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Meeting you in diners across New Jersey. Where should I head next?

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I've been working on this little garden for the past year, and today it's finally open! 🌱 Chomp Garden is out now on Steam! A bite-sized puzzle adventure where you play as a tiny lamp, guide strange plants with light, and find your lost pup! store.steampowered.com/app/4457150

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