My girlfriend and queerplatonic-adversary wife who wants a divorce are going to team up to beat me with sticks for having boobs bigger than them 🥰😍

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i'm taking "unc" away from all non-black people right now

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*sees a woman on the street* Is anyone going to swear ceaseless fealty to her as a knight and perform horrendous acts of chivalrous violence in her name or do I have to do everything around here?

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You're in a desert, walking along in the sand, when all of a sudden you look down and see a hamburger. The hamburger lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.

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In just under half an hour, we will be streaming the premiere of Harlem by Night, an ALL BLACK Vampire the Masquerade actual play, on the Taletell Hearts Twitch! 🩸 If you're looking to get into the spirit of the Halloween season, this is the place! Sponsored by @worldofdarkness.bsky.social 🖤

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