Be Gay Solve Crimes

begaysolvecrimes.bsky.social

21 October 2026 11:56

‘Work isn’t affecting me,’ I say

Audrey the Princess of Stuffies 💝

princessaudrey.bsky.social

21 October 2026 00:53

Mummy promised we could wear pull ups today...but only if we use them as a booster 😖💜

lucy rowan holmes

absobloodylucy.bsky.social

21 October 2026 00:19

lmao this idiot thinks she can clasp a handful of moonlight and take it home with her

lucy rowan holmes

absobloodylucy.bsky.social

21 October 2026 00:19

like oh yeah that *was* one of the most breathtakingly romantic nights of my life, wasn’t it? and it’s gone forever, you say? the present is so fleeting and impermanent that even reading my happy memories only serves to emphasise the gulf between then & now? uh huh, why am i doing this again?

lucy rowan holmes

absobloodylucy.bsky.social

21 October 2026 00:19

i have always wanted to be the kind of person who diligently keeps a diary, but every time i try to preserve a memory on paper the fact that it’s already just a memory that i’ll never be able to perfectly relive makes me want to be fully throw up from existential dread