deadpan

deadpan

deadpan.bsky.social

👤 Joined on 23 June 2023

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Father Grandier, You Smoke Too Tough. Your Swag Too Different. Your Bitch Is Too Bad. They’ll Kill You.

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watched Messiah of Evil (1974) and it was really good, surprisingly artsy zombie movie

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*Mortal Kombat movie techno theme song yelling guy voice* MYRTLE-WYCKOFF!!

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It's THE DEVILS day, baby. Going to church.

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leon
18 October 2026 16:36

driving my tesla roadster, i ask grok to schedule a dentist appointment. it generates a gothic anime version of the dentist’s receptionist with huge tits that asks me if i want a cleaning. i get so hard my neuralink activates the tesla’s thrusters and i slam 90 mph into a wall killing me instantly

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