sarah1-23.bsky.social

11 September 2026 22:50

✨Weekend’s here… pretty, peaceful, and unbothered which one of you can handle my energy? Be careful staring too long… you might catch feelings 😜🥰

Dak

dak.bsky.social

11 September 2026 22:49

I ordered a large pizza for dinner and the delivery guy said 'enjoy the party,' so I had to yell 'food's here guys' into my completely empty hallway.

Tim 🇨🇦

qwertying.bsky.social

11 September 2026 22:49

I love how he talks about stuff he clearly just learned about five minutes ago. Like a toddler explaining how a toaster works. "The bread goes in. And then... heat happens. Tremendous heat. Nobody knew about heat before me."

Julian Sanchez

normative.bsky.social

11 September 2026 22:48

Remember kids, communism isn’t when the government owns the means of production. It’s when someone with blue hair tells you their pronouns, as Karl Marx demanded.

Bloomberg News

bloomberg.com

11 September 2026 22:48

A majority of economists see the Federal Reserve holding interest rates steady at this month’s meeting and through the end of 2027, according to a Bloomberg survey