Doctor: Here is antibiotics. Take this huge horse pill every day Me: Okay. Will it help me feel normal. Doctor: It will make your shits completely insane liquid Me: Okay. Doctor: Using it creates super viruses that cannot be destroyed Me: Okay. Doctor: Kill yourself Me: :P

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Snuggling is the most fun activity. You might think it's tied for first but check this out. Right up there at the top is riding a motorcycle but: if you've got a passenger that's also snuggling! Finally we come to sex, another top contender. Folks, you're not gonna believe what sex also counts as

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I think the difference is that I can mute tags there and all of those kinds of posts just make me go "get off the computer, loser" whereas the average annoying post here is a fuckin cognitohazard that ruins my day

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I have been really enjoying my time on Tumblr despite the fact that it's like The Website for some of the most annoying types of posts (queer infighting essays, people who have parasocial relationships with fictional characters, people posting about imaginary scenarios they yearn for)

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It's so sick that Yamaha makes both saxophones and motorcycles. If you were a cool guy in the 80s and needed equipment, Yamaha really had your back

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