i am only looking at your back muscles and they ARE very defined

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Your back muscles are very big and cool. Thank you for showing them off.

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One million or dinner with Jay Z is so easy. I pick the spot. Get him to shake on paying. We go to whats clearly a garage with white sheets everywhere to make it look fancy. Lawn chairs. My smart friend is the matter d, my dumb friend is the chef. Jay asks for a water. The price? 2 million dollars.

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i thought i heard someone performing an offensively over-the-top mockery of french, but it was just someone speaking french normally

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i bet it feels so good as a judge to say some shit like "tread lightly" when the maverick hotshot lawyer starts going off on some absurd tangent that will definitely connect back to the case in some way no one could predict

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