"Why does this loud latina keep calling me a racist? 😤"

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lol, that post by that guy is like “Have you heard? Everybody who’s anybody is back on X! I was skeptical, but it’s actually great again for the following list of very normal reasons. In conclusion, everyone’s there already so please please please everyone come back…on there. Onto the platform X.”

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I wrote my grandma's eulogy today that I'll deliver Wednesday. I've never done this before. Now (a couple of glasses of wine in, mind you) I'm thinking I should do this for myself for people I've lost before. What a thing it is to balance this all out in a few typed pages.

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When was the last time he gave you real insights into Apple? He’s resorted to posting ragebait because he’s slipping.

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ET. The movie is as old as I am, so I was subjected to it at a very young age, and ET's glowing lungs just terrified me. We had an action figure of ET (with the glowing lungs painted on) and I refused to be in the same room as it. My parents knew and thought it was hilarious.

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