ceratarges.bsky.social
she/they. Jewish first, liberal second. American, for now. Slava Ukraini, heroiam slava. I have Opinions about Somaliland. About as argumentative as you'd expect from the Jewish child of a lawyer and a philosopher. Owned by two cats.
👤 Joined on 11 September 2026
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@ceratarges.bsky.social“No, this is not spoken-word poetry … Yes, I am the best person for the job, provided the job does not involve reading any more words or answering any more questions.” @petridishes.bsky.social reimagines new Press Secretary Katie Zacharia’s first briefing:
Show PostThe sages teach that Talmudic rituals are when the rabbi starts a sermon at the front of the room, and the alter kachers in the back start their real-time rebuttal. Cousin Shimmy of Randolph demands to know "who says?" R' Yehuda says it is when they ignore the sermon and talk about sports instead.
Show PostI can't believe there's people finding out about THE ODYSSEY because of the new Nolan film and complaining about spoilers. Sir please it was written almost 3000 years ago what spoilers are you talking about.
Show PostThe EU stands with all those whose lives were forever changed by that day. The unspeakable savagery and terror of 7 October must never happen again.
Show PostMy statement on the third anniversary of the October 7 attacks.
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