Don't fret. Legend has it that Voltaire was on his death bed when a priest urged him to renounce Satan, he replied, "This is no time to make new enemies."

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“We determined that the best way forward was a clean start with total rebranding, and in the 90 minutes of its existence, the new Tompkins University has had an absolutely pristine record when it comes to handling sexual misconduct.” — Michael Kotlikoff, university president

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I would rather fight a bear than a chimpanzee. What the eff is wrong with men. That dude gonna die- but it's on 9/11 so it'll be patriotic 🫡 good luck getting your face bitten off

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"we should rename Mar-a-Lago something funny, make Google display that" My brother in Christ, the Ontario legislature can declare Google's workers in Ontario to be unionized and assign their collective labour rights to whichever union will be most militant, think bigger

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When God snatches your hairline back, you got to love the Devil.

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