Grace would get his nose buried in a book and forget all, and Simon would be the not!housewife making sure he got his hot meals and went to bed on time and also...

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I want them domestic and drunk on each other and wearing eridian jewelry ok I'm a simple goblin with simple needs #bloodymary #ironlung #projecthailmary

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But yes, there's a LOUD group who think he was some sweet pure virgin until he was made a spawn and I'm like "...did we play the same game?"

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Was linked to this post by a friend who has heard me rant about, or laugh at, the "this book is THE WORST" crowd on reddit Apparently saying "there is too much noise right now. Wait till after the book is out and read reviews posted after that date" is the same as "BUY THE BOOK NOW! It's perfect!"

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My immediate reaction was "My husband is just a very sensitive man!' tbh

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