If you’re wondering what the vibe is going into the midterms the New England fall fair I went to today had a crochet guillotine for sale.

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My kids have been publishing a "family newspaper" with headlines like "Mom's Dinner: Pretty Good!!" etc and it's been very cute, but their latest issue is a searing expose on my five digit polymarket losses and it's dark, folks. I don't see a path back from this one. There might be only one option.

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If I was Stephen King’s Carrie, instead of exploding a prom I would’ve used my telekinetic powers to get rich from rigging horse races

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John Henry didn't die flipping double birds at the steam shovel he beat for me to just go "sure thing Boss" when work tries to get me to use AI

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anyway this is also hilarious because Roseanne doesn't seem to realize it was her writers and costars that made her famous, she was a b-tier comedian and a b-tier actress until the show took off, helmed by legendary TV writers and Goodman, one of the best actors of his generation

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