crotchytheconjurer.bsky.social
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👤 Joined on 06 November 2024
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Show PostAnyone seen my Son Uppie? He is about half the size of 6’6 man and has brown hair and is wearing clothes. #Crotchytheconjurer #Uppie #Missingperson #magic #wizard #spellcasting
Show PostThank you so much Crotchy. Please bring more toilet paper and Quaaludes with you next time, though. The place looked like a chili factory afterwards.
Show PostYeah… also did you steal my magic gnome penises?
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