obv the most exciting task in higher ed is the time when they pay you some amount of money to ramble about things you hyperfixate in front of a group of (usually) younger people while they think ur an expert when u know ur just deranged.

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(eyes like saucers) how nice... congratulations....

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these people took five brand new babies on a 36 hour train journey, i will never complain about taking the twins anywhere again lol. this makes me want to lay down and cry to even think about

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computer apocalypse scenario everyone thinks is real: an app that pretends it's talking to you decides (?) to leave the computer (??) and destroys earth (?????) actual computer apocalypse scenario: it's PHP again

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iggy: heaven is up in the sky me: some people think so yeah but nobody knows because nobody's ever been iggy: i've been when i was a baby me: oh yeah what was it like? iggy: pretty nice. i saw some trumpets. and some BONES

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