Aging out of wanting the slow motion montage of you being beautiful and aging into the slow motion montage of you fixing something with hand tools

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Think of all the time people like Schumer and Jeffries wasted insisting the real problem was the “super MAGA extra MAGA deluxe MAGA Republicans” because they were fucking so afraid of offending their Republican buddies on the Hill

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one day i will learn to converse like a normal human but today is not that day

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the worst part of the barely made Black Widow movie is that it fumbled a chance to make it about a Post-Soviet assassin doing end of history corporate killings set to the wildest Eurodance mixes available, Natasha in Prague 1997 aesthetics strangling someone to www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqtz...

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Nothing says praxis quite like buying into a product that leeches labor and thought and potential and spits out death.

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