🚨 NEW MENU ITEM ALERT 🚨 Introducing the Bloomin’ Onion Martini—finally, a cocktail that combines the refined elegance of vodka with the deep-fried majesty of a Bloomin’ Onion. Comes with a crispy rim, a skewer of onion petals, and a bold sense of adventure. Sip responsibly. 🧅🍸

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Did you know that octopuses have three hearts? That’s three times the love for Bloomin’ Onions. 🐙🧅✨

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It’s important to know that a lot of productive activity is happening in person and offline, too. Not all of it can be broadcast online, but we’ve had hundreds of people showing up to our trainings, mobilizations, and more. Keep going. Tyranny is eroded by a sea of small acts. Everything matters.

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Imagine an alt-right kangaroo wearing cargo shorts, clutching a tiny flag, and hopping in circles yelling, “The joey was a crisis actor!” while refusing to eat any Bloomin’ Onion because it’s “woke food.” This is why we have DEI.

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We could never fire our DEI team—they’re the only ones keeping the kangaroos from hopping around yelling MAGA nonsense.

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