@99thredballoon.bsky.social SO TEMPTED.

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I once made a cup of tea for a horrible policeman who didn't like me, he said "what, no biscuit" so I apologised and got him one. We were poor and had no biscuits, we did however have some medicinal biscuits for my Samoyed dog that looked like digestive fingers, I'm not sorry.

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Imagine being the most decorated gymnast in history, almost dying, and media referring to you as “NFL Wife” as your greatest achievement.😑 Misogyny is a helluva drug. Smh. Truly hope Simone is safe and makes a full recovery. What a horrible experience.

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thinking about the time a cool Instagram fashion account asked me to name my favorite products and i didn't know i was supposed to name fashion products, so i said pigeon food because i like feeding pigeons and their followers were like "why the fuck do i need pigeon food for my outfit?"

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Kapalı içerik

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